March 2012
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Apparently the more pillows you sleep with shows how lonely you are.
Well I bought another today. Now at 4 that I sleep with and I think about ten including decorative/fun ones.
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“I’ve never killed a man, but I’ve read many an obituary with a great deal of...”
– Mark Twain (via ajonesco)
I’m going to an aquarium tomorrow!!! Gjsnckwjvvd
:D
Ive never been to one!
Omfg
Cjsbxkwnfd
Watchthe-absolute-funniest-posts:
namelesszombie:
Them:
MEGAN. MEGAN COME ON MEGAN! MEGAN.
Go get your mom.
Me:
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
me: hi i’d like to place an order dominos: okay what can i get for you me: uhm hold on, hey babe you wanted a large pepperoni right? my empty apartment: me: yeah we’ll get a large pepperoni
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
queeniman:
I’m sorry that you’re so oppressed
Does your father beat you?
Are you going to be forced to have an arranged marriage?
Watchsaveapill-popacherry:
baadgyal:
kittykussh:
ami-naaa:
niikkinicole:
biggirlisbeautiful:
jkimisyellow:
da FUQ!?
time to shut my computer down and pray.
omggggggggggggg wtfff auudibillahi hahhahahaha
WTF DID I JUST WATCH?!
the fuck did I just watch
Nigga what da fuq.
I really just have the urge
theloudnessunspoken:
To punch a fucking wall.
How I feel most of the time….
What if Facebook allowed you to “like” someone’s “like?”
You see someone “liked” a comment, status, etc., and you “like” the fact that they “liked” something. Now that’s a stalker for you.
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When your friend accidently touches your ass. →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
;) don’t click
February 2012
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